If you guys ever need anyone to talk to just message me ok? I’ll even give you my number to text me if that is what you need I just want to help.

petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
That escalated quickly. I like it
(via apocalypsehoe)

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
(Source: sterek, via jillyrose612)

| Voldemort: | Hey I just killed you |
| Voldemort: | And this is crazy |
| Voldemort: | Why are you still alive |
| Voldemort: | You stupid baby |

na na na na na na na na
am i singing blink-182 or am i singing mcr
only i know the truth
trick question
it’s Batman’s theme song
it’s hey jude wtf are you guys talking about
guys its obviously fall out boy
(via magicalmysterypond)

| dumbledore: | slytherin wins the house cup. |
| slytherin: | WOO! VICTORY! |
| dumbledore: | haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing. |
