| Me: | Mom can you buy me the glow in the dark hammer. |
| Mom: | Why? |
| Me: | So I can run around screaming "I am the Mighty Thor son of Asgard" |
| Mom: | ...... |
| Me: | ....... |
| Mom: | No one your a girl so you can't be a son and two your not an Avenger. |
| Me: | HOW DARE YOU!! BOW DOWN TO MY MIGHTY POWER MORTAL |
